Headlines : 1st June, Thursday

Yep….its another blistering day in the North. It was so hot that the Supreme court Judge in charge of the quota issue conducted the whole session without having his wig on.

The doctors have finally called off their strike. But the medical students are still going to carry on. They say it makes no sense to call it off at this point. The Football World Cup is coming up in a week’s time. Who wants to be in college during the World Cup?

AIADMK members have been allowed back into the TN Assembly only on certain conditions. No throwing mikes and chappals. No foul language. And definitely no peeing in the back benches. They are very strict about the last one.

The good news : Three Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorists were shot down in Maharashtra yesterday.
The bad news : It was Pravin Mahajan who shot them.

India and Pakistan have swapped their ‘Most Wanted’ name lists today. I dont think the Pakistani’s understand the concept. The first name on their list is Mallika Sherawat.

Talking of ‘Most Wanted’ lists, Danush plays a mafia don in Pudupettai. Yeah, right :-))………….He looks like a don wearing cut-banian, who last ate something in April 2004. Plus, his handling of a gun is worse than Dick Cheney. How is he supposed to scare anyone?? What was Selvaraghavan thinking?

US troops have reportedly killed a pregnant woman in Iraq. The bastards. When Hillary Clinton mentioned this to Bill, he was like – ” Dont look at me………I din’t get her pregnant !!!! “

A man in Malaysia has severed his penis to prove to his wife that he had never cheated on her. Big big mistake. Now what if she gets convinced he is saying the truth? And if she still doesn’t trust him, he can’t move on to other women. Either way, he is doomed. What a fool………..
Malaysia – Truly Asia??? I hope not…………….. : – ))

The following articles contributed by Srivats 🙂

Medicos have finally called of the strike. I exactly know how they feel, Monday morning blues are the worst.

Die Hard fans here it comes – the 4th installment of the sequel. Get ready for some serious grandpa action.

Dutch paedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalisation of child pornography and sex with animals . Oh my god !!, its too wacky even by Dutch standards.

Liz ( Elizabeth ) Taylor has claimed that she doesn’t have Alzheimer’s disease but is selectively forgetful of somethings. For example she forgot four of her seven husbands she married.

Tamil Nadu government have banned “The Da Vinci Code” from hitting the theaters on July 2nd. They claim it sets a very bad tone for birth control.


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